six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
I love how dude, bro and suck my dick are unisex now.
1 time in my english class there was a fly going around the room and it was annoying everyone and it came over to my desk and i caught it with my hand and like 15 ppl started clapping but i couldn’t get up to throw it in the trash because i had a boner
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
- Aries eyes: Sharp, alert, wide-eyed intense/very focused and often almond shaped. Has a heroic staring into the distance eyes. Mars-ruled people will look you straight in the eye, as if they were directly focusing on making eye contact with you.The brows are very pronounced. They hold straight eye contact and seem to have a “bored” look unless they are talking about an interesting subject.
- Taurus eyes: These Earthy Venus-ruled people have doe-eyes that exude innocence but beware of the bull staring you down. The eyes are usually darker shades of earthy color, depending on the rising sign. Relaxed eyes, emotionally reserved, but also vulnerable looking. Taurus often have sanpaku eyes, where the white is showing prominently under the iris making it look as if they are always looking up. Think Robert Pattinson and Audrina girl from the Hills but Solar Taurean’s.
- Gemini eyes: I know something you don’t know…mischevious glint in their eyes. Gemini eyes dart from here to there always interested in the next thing Inspecting the surroundings curiously. alert, quick-moving eyes are often the easiest way to recognize them. Their eyes are sparkling most of the time. Naughty. The true lolita of the zodiac bright eyed youthful and seemingly innocent.
- Cancer eyes: Anime like. Can be big round like the moon but can also be almond shaped. Innocent, kind of sad, sweet, and slightly scared looking. Lunar people’s eyes have a watery effect like they can stare into your soul. Really reflective eyes. This is the sign most associated with photographic memory so be careful they will take a pic. and store it away forever.
- Leo eyes: Playfully seductive look in their eyes, like “look at me, aren’t I charming?” I always think of Megan Fox’s expression (leo rising) They have those heavy eyelids that make them to appear lion-like, and they usually have a tendency to blink slowly, just like a lion. When you look at them they seem vibrant and commanding. Some Leo risings have honey suckle eyes or a golden color. Like sun rays shooting out at you they are usually very capable of winning people over just by a warm glance. When they are mad??? wait for it……RAAAAAAAAWWWR!!! Their eyes turn dark and intense with a fearless glare when pushed to a temperamental point.
- Virgo eyes: Mercurial qualities give an Intense and shining glimmer in the eyes of Virgo. Virgo sun sign peeps seem to have big round eyes while Virgo rising’s seem to have deep set beady little eyes. Depth in their eyes, Serious stares, focused eyes that always have a coherent look with reason and sobriety. Usually smirking shyly and intensely like they’re strongly focused on a thought. Long freakish eyelashes. Many Virgo’s have clear green eyes but not always some are brown.They see EVERYTHING. Those small details you think no one notices, think again because Virgo already has.
- Libra eyes: Venusian qualities gives them Symmetrical eyes. Extremley sparkly eyes. Romantic gaze. Charming and Cunning. Flirty eyes, They look like they are trying to charm the pants off you. Love to look at themselves in the mirror. just watch a Libra flirt with themselves next time you hang out with one. Happy eyes. Peaceful content with the universe, basically, is the best way I can put it. Passive and sweet.
- Scorpio eyes: Have a piercing quality. Magnetic and penetrating. Hypnotic. Mysterious. Be aware, of their hypnotizing ability, they can literally put you in a trance with just one look. Glistening when contented and flaming when disgruntled. Like a laser Scorpio will use their eyes to scan everything. They can talk with their eyes, without even saying a word they can just shoot you a look and you know. A serious and deep “I know” look with some kind of sexual undertone.
- Sagittarius eyes: Bright and honest eyes. Usually seem to have a glint in their eyes like children being playful. Devious eyes like Gemini but can look ditzy (Sag. rising especially) This is because they are usually off in their mind planning their next adventure or trip to foriegn lands. Almost always all Sag’s have close set eyes. I think of a very ambitious and self-centered look in the eyes (though sags aren’t really self centered…) but they are the most judgmental of the zodiac and have a strong 6th sense so watch out.
- Capricorn eyes: Usually have deep eyes, that look like they are working some sort of magic you don’t know about. Calm, composed and Serious look to the eyes. Narrow their eyes when displeased. Prone to dark eye circles, eye bags, wrinkles under eyes. For the girls…a bitchy look, like they don’t like you all that much. Awkward and shy looking, sorry cap girls. The guys don’t look awkward, but confident.
- Aquarius eyes: It’s like they are here but somewhere else mentally, a very spaced out aloof look. They can look cold and have perfected the art of the icy gaze. Think of Medusa ( Aquarius sun), just one look could turn you into stone. Gorgeous, obviously, but slightly spacie looking. All the Aquarians I know have amazing eyes but they can space right out with them. Like replicants. Crazy mad scientist eyes. I think of Eminem (aqua moon)
- Pisces eyes: This sign has the most beautiful eyes in the zodiac! Usually clear blue but not always. Dreamy, Enigmatic, crystal clear eyes. Severe light water eyes and can even look drugged out. Khamelion eyes, sometimes the pupils can dialate much bigger than normal. Pisces women have that “staring off in the distance” look with eyes that are wide set. sad, very compassionate, “I feel the world’s suffering” look in the eyes. vulnerability and definitely “fish-like” features.
- You can see some of these qualities of the different signs in people who don’t have that zodiac sign because of the planetary placements in their birth chart’s . For example, You are a Pisces but have the Venusian qualities of flirting with yourself in the mirror. You might take a look at your birth chart and find that your venus is very prominent. Maybe sun conjunct Venus for example.
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half