thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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eszter-coughlan:

These lies sure do make us feel better

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ghettoffmylawn:

whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?

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octopusheart:

hey guys. i hate to do this but i’m really stuck. i need to be able to register for classes, but i really can’t without some sort of help. even if you aren’t able to donate, please spread this around. i’d really appreciate it. 

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

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paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

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Pawnee is the opposite of hip. People in this town are just now getting into Nirvana. I don’t have the heart to tell them what’s gonna happen to Kurt Cobain in 1994.

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jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

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ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

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